allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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