another moral hangover. fuck.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
Randomize
