she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
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You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
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I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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