i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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