therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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