Say something about gay babies.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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