if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
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