got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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