We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
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He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
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No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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