Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Is this like a preordered booty call?
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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