So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
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Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
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Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
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