Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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