I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
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It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
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I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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