I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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