don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I take back everything I said about communal showers
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
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