you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I wear drunk well.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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