There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I'm too high and old for this...
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Randomize