Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
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This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
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Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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