I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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