Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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