I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
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I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
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Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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