Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
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Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
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duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.