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(386): View more from Florida

I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.

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(949): View more from California

if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.

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(425): View more from Washington

I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.

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He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'

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(386): View more from Florida

Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.

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(647): View more from Ontario

So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...

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(440): View more from Ohio

This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?

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(716): View more from New York

I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch

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