Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(575): View more from New Mexico

Do you still like to have your hair pulled?

(713): View more from Texas

No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.

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(806): View more from Texas

This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.

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(561): View more from Florida

just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties

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(952): View more from Minnesota

Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.

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(410): View more from Maryland

We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful

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(937): View more from Ohio

Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate

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(347): View more from New York

Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!

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(+52): View more from Mexico

I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.

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