I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
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Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
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He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch