Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
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I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
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It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
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