i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
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At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
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Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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