at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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