Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I think i peed on brittanys purse
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
You smell like a Billy Joel song
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
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