what if every blade of grass was a penis?
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
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I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
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he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
The adults are the big ones right?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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