she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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