He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
You were trust falling into bushes
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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