Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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