im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
too bad you live with your parents still
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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