this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
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And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
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WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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