yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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