Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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