You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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