I love black thongs
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need a burrito and a hug.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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