You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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