Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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