I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
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we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
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There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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