She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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