i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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