Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
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I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
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You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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