Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
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just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
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Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
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