Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
either way he was missing a nipple.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
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