i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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