It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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