His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
it's not cheating when I paid for it
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
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