it hurts more in the daytime
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
50% drunk capacity currently
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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