dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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