Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
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The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
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We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you