Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
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So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
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It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry