I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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