I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
The air taste purple.
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