found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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