I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
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he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
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So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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