Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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