No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I have already put on my inside pants.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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