yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Dignity is for republicans.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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